If you wish to try out the “breakfast of geniuses,” the Nvidia Breakfast Bytes first seen at GTC 2025 are now available at Denny’s restaurants. This is the first product of 2025 with the Nvidia name on it that is readily available, is purchasable at the expected price, and is affordable. However, this sub-$5 breakfast of 520 calories made up mostly of flour, processed meat, and sugars, is probably as bad for your health as an RTX 50 graphics card is for your bank balance.
Denny’s says the Nvidia Breakfast Bytes are a limited edition menu item, available until May 13. It consists of four pork sausage links, four fluffy buttermilk silver dollar pancakes, and a ladle of maple syrup.
In case you don’t know what to do with this plateful of fast foodstuffs, Denny’s shares bullet point instructions on “how to make the perfect byte” alongside a visual guide to folding the pancake around the sausage like a hot dog. (Wasn’t this supposed to be the breakfast of geniuses?)
Actually, those instructions seem to stray a little from Jensen’s favorite way to eat, as according to his own lore he would wrap a sausage with a pancake and then dip it into syrup as he chomped from one end to another – which sounds much more finger friendly.